Denied!

   In the show The Amazing Spider Man, Peter Parker's love Mary Jane has fell off a bridge and died thanks to the green goblin. So now Peter Parker is all depressed and quits on life, now he is just this cold hard cruel guy. Now because of Mary Jane's death he is being cruel towards the black cat, so she is the one getting the burn.(Black Cat is just one big piece of muscle with a face BTW)

    In the next few days Peter Parker hears the door bell ring, and guess who is at the door? Mary Jane Watson! She is all discombobulated, and she is all like "I am made for Peter Parker" While watching this you totally ignore that comment, and you are just glad that she is back. So Peter Parker decides he doesn't want to lose her again so he decided to get married to Mary Jane. Mary Jane is all like "Oh yes of course." So they get married, now they are on there honeymoon on a boat. When all of a sudden some creeper dude pops up out of no were and is like, "Red you were made for me" Like this is mad creepy. So then he steals her, Peter chases, he fails, he cries, then pursue accurately this time. Mary Jane tells the creeper water guy "You don't kidnap people you love" and his reply was "You were made for me Red." So now Peter finds them.

Peter fights him for a little bit he wins some he loses some, then he gets caught in a jam. So Mary Jane decides to save him, dude her arms turn into water and she uses it to knock out the creeper. Peter is all like Woah how'd you do that, and she says hehe I don't know.

     So now Peter Parker kills the bad guy, and Mary Jane and him live happily ever after.......Uh NO! Mary Jane evaporates into thin air, we realize the one Peter married was just a clone of the real Mary Jane, who was actually designed for the creeper. This imposter of a Mary Jane was just some pool of water who could survive for a lil under the sun. However she is gone, she went into the ozone lair. And now we have depressed Peter Parker again, along with the whole audience.

-The most shocking episode of Life!-